Women are clever!

Hi..just spare a little time to read this one, I guess all might have alredy crossed this story..
but still...this one to remind you again...Women are always clever:)

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who
women will flock to."The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here go and hav a nap now.

Male readers: Here its for you...

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.
 

Where the hell were you?

hey,Every man love comments against women and women the same..
so this one goes for True men:)

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your and kill you". The man stopped and a bif brick fell right in front of him. the man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted. "Stop! Stand stll! if you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careeing around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked "who are you??"
"I am your guardian angel" the voice answered.

suddenly he felt annoyed and shouted "Where the hell were you when I got married??bullshit"

Nice Quotes!!

In a Student's T-shirt:

"I pretend to study here because they pretend to teach me"

A Banner Quote:

"Commit all ur crimes wen Sachin is batting...they will go unnoticed bcoz even de LORD is watching"

A Bikers T-shirt Quote:

"If you can read this, please inform me that my Girlfriend has fallen off"

A Quote for Army:

" Forgiving Terrorist is left to GOD.But fixing their appointment with GOD is our responsibility"

A quote in Engineer's T-shirt:

"I purely work for MONEY....If you want loyality Hire a Dog"

A Quote in a GUYs T-shirt:

"I am not Scared of proposing a girl. But, i'm scared about, wat would happen if she Agrees???"

A Quote ina GUY's T-shirt:

"Shame on you Girls...I'm still a Bachelor"

Another Quote for youngster"

"I 've been wrong only once, and tht's wen I thought I was wrong!!!"

All abt a clever kid..

...If thr is any kid in ua home..
and if it does any stupid things..pl don feel for it..
amazing??...ths post is for u ppls...
its jus a fwd i got..here u go..

A Small KiD enters a barber shop and the Barber whispers to a customer..."this is the dumbest kid in this world. Watch while I prove it to you...
The Barber puts a Dollar in one hand and 25cents in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son??"
The boy takes 25cents and leavws...."Wat did I tell you??" said the Barber. "That kid never learns!!!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same kid coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey son, May I ask you a question??"
Why did you take 25cents instead of the dollar??"

the cute kid licked his cone and replied cutely, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game ends"..

wow...so cute to hear this rite......MORAL...so never look a kid as a kid...