And realize the shadow on your own:)
Thursday, November 26, 2009
I smiled on seeing this:)
*A good mess i received:
"People are made to be loved and things are made to be used"-
the confusion in the world is because, people are being used and things are being loved.
*A genaral introduction for students:
"If I have 8hrs to cut a tree, I spend 7hrs in sharping the axe- Abraham Lincon
"If I have 8hrs to study, I spend 7hrs in searching the book":)
*Engineer Graduate 2009 passout:
Once an engineering graduate was filling up an job application. He came to the coloumn 'Salary Expected?'
After much thought he wrote: YES...
"People are made to be loved and things are made to be used"-
the confusion in the world is because, people are being used and things are being loved.
*A genaral introduction for students:
"If I have 8hrs to cut a tree, I spend 7hrs in sharping the axe- Abraham Lincon
"If I have 8hrs to study, I spend 7hrs in searching the book":)
*Engineer Graduate 2009 passout:
Once an engineering graduate was filling up an job application. He came to the coloumn 'Salary Expected?'
After much thought he wrote: YES...
Friday, November 20, 2009
Watz going on in boundaries??
Am so confused...*what is happening in boundaries?
*Whats in CHINA's mind?
*Do they think its no man's land?
*Are they sleeping there in central?
This is one of the most serious issue which may turn out to be a big headache for INDIA at any time...no use of keeping mouth shut..
Atleast need to take a least step on this issue..saying China wont creat anymore problem in our land is a good stratagy to shut the fear of Indian ppl but if this is the conclusion, then seriously we are just 10yards ahead from our own grave!!
In 1962 war China already seized a Switzerland-sized area and now they are trying to make their own size big...but what is INDIA doing?
Fight like a brave orelse give-up...pl dont be silent, it never gonna be the answer...
time may come for them to target the next state as in fig...today Arunachal pradesh tomorrow Assam..beware...
No hard feelings:)
Comment for the picture: Sir, will you atleast give me OUR Assam?? please...
*Whats in CHINA's mind?
*Do they think its no man's land?
*Are they sleeping there in central?
This is one of the most serious issue which may turn out to be a big headache for INDIA at any time...no use of keeping mouth shut..
In 1962 war China already seized a Switzerland-sized area and now they are trying to make their own size big...but what is INDIA doing?
Fight like a brave orelse give-up...pl dont be silent, it never gonna be the answer...
time may come for them to target the next state as in fig...today Arunachal pradesh tomorrow Assam..beware...
No hard feelings:)
Comment for the picture: Sir, will you atleast give me OUR Assam?? please...
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Your name at the right hand bottom corner!!
Our laptops must be customized, am saying about the display:)
Although am not good in keys...but I love seeing blogs regarding computers..
This one is from such blogs I guess..We can make our name display at the right hand bottom corner along with the time..its silly for those who already knows..neva mind..
For the Windows XP...
Start => Control panel => Regional and language Options => Customize => Time => jus add wateva u need to display in AM symbol and PM symbol.
Although am not good in keys...but I love seeing blogs regarding computers..
This one is from such blogs I guess..We can make our name display at the right hand bottom corner along with the time..its silly for those who already knows..neva mind..
For the Windows XP...
Start => Control panel => Regional and language Options => Customize => Time => jus add wateva u need to display in AM symbol and PM symbol.
All can survive...
All can survive. But the question is "How we are surviving?"
Really we are supposed to thank GOD for our lovely life..don't confuse yourself, a lot of ppl are there may be just outside of your door leading their life as an ANIMAL..I am sure, at some point of our life everyone would have felt pity for someone, how cruel you are- it never counts.
In our land, there are millions of lifes struggling for a meal a day. At the same time we can see a lot of BasTDS around us corrupting our land...its really hard to see such news, making their(BastardS) surroundings posh...what the hell they gonna get...remember no one carry anything after their death..then why the f**k this happens...I know a lots of ppl tried to correct this society, this post neva gonna be a big hit, but still I would like to be an integral part of it..
This damn traffic polices are the one seeing a big amount in every month. If they feel like they are struggling for money immediately they get down in to the streets and starts hunting ppl...such life sucks..
Making corruption for 4000crore...omg...its India where all happens..No words to say..
But, its sure...we cant correct this scenario...but we are going to be the future..mind it...
Really we are supposed to thank GOD for our lovely life..don't confuse yourself, a lot of ppl are there may be just outside of your door leading their life as an ANIMAL..I am sure, at some point of our life everyone would have felt pity for someone, how cruel you are- it never counts.
In our land, there are millions of lifes struggling for a meal a day. At the same time we can see a lot of BasTDS around us corrupting our land...its really hard to see such news, making their(BastardS) surroundings posh...what the hell they gonna get...remember no one carry anything after their death..then why the f**k this happens...I know a lots of ppl tried to correct this society, this post neva gonna be a big hit, but still I would like to be an integral part of it..
This damn traffic polices are the one seeing a big amount in every month. If they feel like they are struggling for money immediately they get down in to the streets and starts hunting ppl...such life sucks..
Making corruption for 4000crore...omg...its India where all happens..No words to say..
But, its sure...we cant correct this scenario...but we are going to be the future..mind it...
Women are clever!
Hi..just spare a little time to read this one, I guess all might have alredy crossed this story..
but still...this one to remind you again...Women are always clever:)
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who
women will flock to."The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here go and hav a nap now.
Male readers: Here its for you...
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.
but still...this one to remind you again...Women are always clever:)
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who
women will flock to."The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here go and hav a nap now.
Male readers: Here its for you...
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.
Where the hell were you?
hey,Every man love comments against women and women the same..
so this one goes for True men:)
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your and kill you". The man stopped and a bif brick fell right in front of him. the man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted. "Stop! Stand stll! if you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careeing around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked "who are you??"
"I am your guardian angel" the voice answered.
so this one goes for True men:)
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your and kill you". The man stopped and a bif brick fell right in front of him. the man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted. "Stop! Stand stll! if you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careeing around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked "who are you??"
"I am your guardian angel" the voice answered.
suddenly he felt annoyed and shouted "Where the hell were you when I got married??bullshit"
Avatar...
Being an engineer its really difficult to manage our time properly..
omg..passed out from college in may09, now its nov09..don't worry guys..I think many are there in this list..
This is the right time to think abt our hostel days and am sure that no one can forget those days..days of joy, anger, possiveness, love, hatred etc etc...but after all now I am an engineer..
but still I love cartoons:)pl don't mind...Avatar..its my favorite in my college life(more than 2 times)now am doing the same in home:)
who all Avatar fans??
jus rise ua hand pl....
omg..passed out from college in may09, now its nov09..don't worry guys..I think many are there in this list..
This is the right time to think abt our hostel days and am sure that no one can forget those days..days of joy, anger, possiveness, love, hatred etc etc...but after all now I am an engineer..
but still I love cartoons:)pl don't mind...Avatar..its my favorite in my college life(more than 2 times)now am doing the same in home:)
jus rise ua hand pl....
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Nice Quotes!!
In a Student's T-shirt:
"I pretend to study here because they pretend to teach me"A Banner Quote:
A Bikers T-shirt Quote:
A Quote for Army:
A quote in Engineer's T-shirt:
A Quote in a GUYs T-shirt:
A Quote ina GUY's T-shirt:
Another Quote for youngster"
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
All abt a clever kid..
...If thr is any kid in ua home..
and if it does any stupid things..pl don feel for it..
amazing??...ths post is for u ppls...
its jus a fwd i got..here u go..
A Small KiD enters a barber shop and the Barber whispers to a customer..."this is the dumbest kid in this world. Watch while I prove it to you...
The Barber puts a Dollar in one hand and 25cents in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son??"
The boy takes 25cents and leavws...."Wat did I tell you??" said the Barber. "That kid never learns!!!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same kid coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey son, May I ask you a question??"
Why did you take 25cents instead of the dollar??"
the cute kid licked his cone and replied cutely, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game ends"..
wow...so cute to hear this rite......MORAL...so never look a kid as a kid...
and if it does any stupid things..pl don feel for it..
amazing??...ths post is for u ppls...
its jus a fwd i got..here u go..
A Small KiD enters a barber shop and the Barber whispers to a customer..."this is the dumbest kid in this world. Watch while I prove it to you...
The Barber puts a Dollar in one hand and 25cents in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son??"
The boy takes 25cents and leavws...."Wat did I tell you??" said the Barber. "That kid never learns!!!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same kid coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey son, May I ask you a question??"
Why did you take 25cents instead of the dollar??"
the cute kid licked his cone and replied cutely, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game ends"..
wow...so cute to hear this rite......MORAL...so never look a kid as a kid...
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