Nice Quotes!!

In a Student's T-shirt:

"I pretend to study here because they pretend to teach me"

A Banner Quote:

"Commit all ur crimes wen Sachin is batting...they will go unnoticed bcoz even de LORD is watching"

A Bikers T-shirt Quote:

"If you can read this, please inform me that my Girlfriend has fallen off"

A Quote for Army:

" Forgiving Terrorist is left to GOD.But fixing their appointment with GOD is our responsibility"

A quote in Engineer's T-shirt:

"I purely work for MONEY....If you want loyality Hire a Dog"

A Quote in a GUYs T-shirt:

"I am not Scared of proposing a girl. But, i'm scared about, wat would happen if she Agrees???"

A Quote ina GUY's T-shirt:

"Shame on you Girls...I'm still a Bachelor"

Another Quote for youngster"

"I 've been wrong only once, and tht's wen I thought I was wrong!!!"

All abt a clever kid..

...If thr is any kid in ua home..
and if it does any stupid things..pl don feel for it..
amazing??...ths post is for u ppls...
its jus a fwd i got..here u go..

A Small KiD enters a barber shop and the Barber whispers to a customer..."this is the dumbest kid in this world. Watch while I prove it to you...
The Barber puts a Dollar in one hand and 25cents in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son??"
The boy takes 25cents and leavws...."Wat did I tell you??" said the Barber. "That kid never learns!!!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same kid coming out of the ice cream store.
"Hey son, May I ask you a question??"
Why did you take 25cents instead of the dollar??"

the cute kid licked his cone and replied cutely, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game ends"..

wow...so cute to hear this rite......MORAL...so never look a kid as a kid...