so this one goes for True men:)
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your and kill you". The man stopped and a bif brick fell right in front of him. the man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted. "Stop! Stand stll! if you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careeing around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked "who are you??"
"I am your guardian angel" the voice answered.
suddenly he felt annoyed and shouted "Where the hell were you when I got married??bullshit"
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