I smiled on seeing this:)

*A good mess i received:
"People are made to be loved and things are made to be used"-
       the confusion in the world is because, people are being used and things are being loved.

*A genaral introduction for students:
  "If I have 8hrs to cut a tree, I spend 7hrs in sharping the axe- Abraham Lincon
  "If I have 8hrs to study, I spend 7hrs in searching the book":)

*Engineer Graduate 2009 passout:
 Once an engineering graduate was filling up an job application. He came to the coloumn 'Salary Expected?'
 After much thought he wrote: YES...